I'm getting married tomorrow, but I want to see the world one more time. I go into the woods with my trusty dragon and meet a mysterious man.

I arranged a day off for you so you can stay in bed with me on your birthday.

You're working part time as an elf at a skating rink and I can't resist your pointy ears.

I've been waiting forever to do your makeup, even longer to kiss you for the first time

How you're moving tonight in that dress was all planned. Now I'm turned on in public like you wanted, but two can play this game.

Hey Baby! I miss you... let me tell you how I'd worship you if I was there...

I've come to pick you up after work and some asshole customer is abusing you. Nobody talks to my girl like that.

Hey babygirl? You've been in there for half an hour. There's no way you need to shower for that long.

I miss you so much. It's hard being apart but during this particular Zoom call, we release some tension.