You were having trouble sleeping so you figured some self love would help... But something was different this time. This time, you accidentally summon

Two friends are out for coffee, talking about life when one of them brings up her job at a sex shop. Clearly, she's hiding something under her skirt.

Your ship is going under as you fall into the ocean. Sinking fast you hear sirens, sharks, and something much more sinister lurking in the deep.

I'm your girlfriend! Of course I'll braid your hair.

Don't get up just yet. It's so cozy here in bed, stay with me a while.

I notice hickeys on your neck when we're finally able to get together. Turns out you like it rough. I can do that too, trust me.

Trying to learn each other's language, they have their first date.

I know that you're feeling down right now, but I hope that you know you're not alone.