Your big sister's friend stops by your room and talks about your crush on her - edging closer to you. Suddenly, she's on you, wanting you, right now.

You know the one who's always prepared, who definitely has bottles of hand sanitizer and a stocked pantry?

You walk into a quiet section of a large store, and find me on my knees arranging items on the bottom shelf. Are you sure you don’t need anything?

My son is passed out on the couch, and I'm trying to get some sleep too, but you have other plans.

Where do you think you're going? The movie may be over... but we're not. Get your ass back here, babygirl.

Enjoy this little "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" movie date, where you can pop in the movie and watch it with me.

Doing it in the car makes me feel like a teen again, it's exciting!

I may have you in magical binds, human, but you're the one with the power here.