Fantasizing about all the ways this toy could be used while having some alone time.

Listen in as I make a slow, sleepy, leisurely climb to my morning orgasm.

After some good whiskey, you fall asleep under my watchful eye. I take my time admiring your beautiful body.

You've been crushing on your therapist for months now, and today he finally plays with you, in a wicked way.

You are brought before the Inquisitor's rebellious daughter and are offered a chance to escape and help your enslaved people at a heavy price.

Thomas Banter is an amnesiac stranger leading a memory loss support group. As "Firefly," you approach after group and I realize you're toying with me.

Let's go out in the woods right now, even though it's the middle of the night. Probably safe right? [Horror]

Capturing you was no easy challenge, but everyone has their limits, commander. Honestly, what are you going to do? You can't escape.