You're my ex and I just came home to find you in my bed unannounced. I'm pissed, but it turns out you're having a hard time and need me.

You're so stressed love. Let me guide you to stress release for the both of us.

Your girlfriend has sleep issues, so you decide to lull her to sleep with some sensual persuasion

If your girlfriend was a day of the week, she'd be a Sunday with no plans. She's lounging in bed reading.

My son's gone out again, and you sneak into the bathroom while I'm having a shower. You know, if we keep this up, one day we're going to get caught...

Your girlfriend comes in to see you still at your desk and drags you away for cuddles. You need to look after yourself and destress.

Words of comfort for starting a family. I'm there with you.

House hunting is all about timing. I know we'll find a place soon. Let's relax and keep looking.