Want to know a secret? Promise me you won’t tell anyone. You see, there is just something about a man with a big, bushy beard that I find really sexy.

My friend is looking for a girl like you: fun, eager, and loves it. He'll take care of you and keep you happy. You'll get to play all you want.

What am I talking about? You said we were going to go to Costco and you'd buy me a hot dog. But instead, here you are, with no pants on!

Hey best friend, wanna wrestle? Winner takes all and gets to make the loser do whatever they want... don't feel bad when you lose to a girl.

It's your birthday, but you're upset because your date stood you up. I didn't expect this, but this is the night everything changes between us.

(Contains kidnapping) You are such a good professor, thank you for walking me home. I just need to confess something to you. Stay the night...

I'm happy I rescued you from this burning building. Do you want a ride home in the truck?

Your dad can't give you a ride tonight, so as a good neighbor, I offer to help.