What am I talking about? You said we were going to go to Costco and you'd buy me a hot dog. But instead, here you are, with no pants on!

Your big sister's friend stops by your room and talks about your crush on her - edging closer to you. Suddenly, she's on you, wanting you, right now.

My friend is looking for a girl like you: fun, eager, and loves it. He'll take care of you and keep you happy. You'll get to play all you want.

You're not going to find a better deal for a new car anywhere else! 😘

You're my ex and I just came home to find you in my bed unannounced. I'm pissed, but it turns out you're having a hard time and need me.

I was looking forward to watching this horror movie alone, but then you and your friend showed up. I want to be mad, but I can't be.

Your girlfriends tricked you into taking my class on how to be better a lover. You think this is BS, but it's not long before you realize it's higher

Your gentle math tutor notices that something's on your mind and you finally confess that you have a crush on him.