You are kinkier than I thought, but please don't hide that from me.

Hey sweetheart, my cuddle meter is running dangerously low... do you think you can refill it for me?

Let's have a lazy day together. I have some ideas on how to start the perfect day off.

Making a scene in the club ends up with us making a statement. [A rare l-bomb]

You're a fake art critic who only dates rich men. Today, you've stumbled into someone who sees right through you.

[Prostate Play] You've still got a bottle of nice liqueur left over from the holidays and your girlfriend has an idea of what you ought to do with it.

Which new toy of mine? Why you, silly. Here's a reward for it.

You're into guys, but you're curious about what it's like to be with a woman, so you join me and my girlfriend for a threesome.