We just got home from a party and all I want to do is ruin you, but you're not in the mood for that. You have other ideas... the best ideas.

My nephew's friends are camping near my cottage. You wind up at my campfire and you want advice on love. I do my best to give you my... experience.

I know it's a rainy morning, but it's time to wake up. We have plans, but I could be convinced to stay in bed a little longer...

My gay friend joins us for the threesome you've been asking for. I hope you're ready for all the attention.

My son is passed out on the couch, and I'm trying to get some sleep too, but you have other plans.

There's nowhere else I'd rather be than here with you. I'm going to take such good care of you.

We're in my old bedroom at my parents' house making out, but I don't want to go too far with them still in the house.

We're barely speaking this morning after arguing all night. We need to get away.