During a dinner party, I find out your girlfriend cheated on you. Let's get some revenge before heading back to dinner.

Your headless friend loses her head (literally) because she's lost her (metaphorical) head over heels for you.

Your edgy vampire girlfriend is utterly in love with you and plans to make you immortal so she can be your mistress forever.

After texting me naughty pictures all day I come home ready to destroy you.

I'm so glad we've been friends for so long, but can we discuss our future together?

Want to know a secret? Promise me you won’t tell anyone. You see, there is just something about a man with a big, bushy beard that I find really sexy.

We're old friends and you just showed up at my door after your boyfriend hit you. Nobody will ever hurt you again.

After a long day at work, all I want to do is come home and make you cum for me.