Your ship is going under as you fall into the ocean. Sinking fast you hear sirens, sharks, and something much more sinister lurking in the deep.

You were having trouble sleeping so you figured some self love would help... But something was different this time. This time, you accidentally summon

Two friends are out for coffee, talking about life when one of them brings up her job at a sex shop. Clearly, she's hiding something under her skirt.

I know that you're feeling down right now, but I hope that you know you're not alone.

Don't get up just yet. It's so cozy here in bed, stay with me a while.

Losing someone close to you is so hard. Let me comfort you with love and outercourse.

She's very anxious about giving oral. After a gentle heart to heart, you help her reframe this and show her how pleasurable oral can be.

You've lost a loved one. That's incredibly hard. I hope you know that you're not along and I'm here for you.