I just moved to the suburbs and everyone's nice, but boring. But you're different.

I overheard you talking to your bestie about something you wanted to try and now I'm tied to the bed...

I notice that this workout has gotten you quite... aroused. I think a different kind of workout is in order.

Assembling Ikea furniture turns into frustration, then a fight, and then pounding out our frustration with each other.

You've woken up very horny this morning and I'm so good with it. I've never felt you without a condom before, and you feel so good.

You suggested a bnb for our getaway, but I wanted to camp. I didn't know it would rain all day - how can I make it up to you?

You're working from home and everything's been pretty stressful. I'm going to bend you over a desk and do something about that.

Driving back from a business trip, I see you walking down the street alone. Hopefully if I give you a ride home we can behave ourselves this time...