Your girlfriend comes in to see you still at your desk and drags you away for cuddles. You need to look after yourself and destress.

If your girlfriend was a day of the week, she'd be a Sunday with no plans. She's lounging in bed reading.

Okay, so maybe you aren't a cowboy, but you sure are one handsome city slicker. You wouldn't happen to have been looking for little ol' me would ya?

Nothing but my gasps and gagging as I bring myself to the edge.

She uses him like the toy he is.

I have a fun game to play with my kitten.

I love me some thick women. Come sit on my face. Simple as that.

We just got home from a night out and you've been giving me *that* grin all night. The one that means you want it rough.