Now that our relationship is in the open, I have all I ever wanted.

At karaoke night you said you needed some time to think, but I can't contain myself any longer. Nothing is more important than being with you.

You show up late to our company karaoke night, but you're just in time for a duet.

I know it’s New Year’s Eve but somehow we just never get along. Why is that?

Sometimes spanking is a therapeutic release and today it'll be good for both of us, baby girl.

You act out in public while we're shopping. You should know better by now.

Okay, so maybe you aren't a cowboy, but you sure are one handsome city slicker. You wouldn't happen to have been looking for little ol' me would ya?

I don’t wanna mess up tonight if she doesn’t feel the same way...

It's been a while since I've seen you. You're still so shy... oh wait. No, you're not shy at all, are you?

I'm your childhood friend who left town 15 years ago. Now I'm back and guess what? I'm still a virgin and you're still in love with me.

Greeting the pizza delivery person naked must be the silliest dare ever. Nothing's going to happen, right?