Are you here to apply for your Controlled Release Application Papers (CRAP)? Men may not achieve pleasure without it, so let's get you sorted.

While checking her makeup and clothes in a classy hotel, Xyta has first day jitters. She's about to find out what it's really like to be an escort.

Oh, baby girl, we're about to have so much fun together. Follow my instructions and get your reward.

[TW: gunshots] You've gotten yourself into trouble before, but this time it's serious and I have to use all my skills as your bodyguard to rescue you.

You know the one who's always prepared, who definitely has bottles of hand sanitizer and a stocked pantry?

I'm a regular at this restaurant because of you, not because of the food. I want to ask you out, but you keep avoiding me. Why?

I'm at a hotel bar having an after-work drink. My co-worker tells me you're checking me out. After he leaves, you invite me over to your table.

This year I'll finally kiss my crush on New Year's Eve and maybe more?