We're in my old bedroom at my parents' house making out, but I don't want to go too far with them still in the house.

I was supposed to send you something sexy. Please forgive me Daddy.

I'm back and and my mouth and throat are ready. Sit back, relax, and take off your pants as I go to work!

It's a full moon and you actually showed up for our little game. This time you're in my domain, and I'm not going to hold back.

The others were for business (you're for pleasure).

(Comic insp) Since that woman woke up from a coma, your boyfriend is acting weird. While on a field mission and kicking ass, you bring it up to him.

Capturing you was no easy challenge, but everyone has their limits, commander. Honestly, what are you going to do? You can't escape.

Your Accidental Vampire Girlfriend is a sweet girl who just asks if she can please feed on her boyfriend. Just a little. A teeny bit. Please?