I'm back and and my mouth and throat are ready. Sit back, relax, and take off your pants as I go to work!

You fantasized about a beautiful brown girl, but instead, you summoned someone — or something — completely different.

We're in my old bedroom at my parents' house making out, but I don't want to go too far with them still in the house.

You were having trouble sleeping so you figured some self love would help... But something was different this time. This time, you accidentally summon

Thick boys deserve some love. Let me show you how much I appreciate you!

You just moved in next door and your closet door is stuck. I fix it and you insist on thanking me whether I like it or not... which I definitely do.

Sometimes a girl just needs to give a good boy what he deserves.

You meet a man in the woods on your way to grandmother's house.