We're old friends and you just showed up at my door after your boyfriend hit you. Nobody will ever hurt you again.

I thought I was going to spend tonight alone, but I didn't know my son left his girlfriend here. I guess tonight won't be relaxing after all...

Assembling Ikea furniture turns into frustration, then a fight, and then pounding out our frustration with each other.

Capturing you was no easy challenge, but everyone has their limits, commander. Honestly, what are you going to do? You can't escape.

Thank you for being my Princess.

We share our secrets, and confess our love.

I'm a video game character come to life. Won't you keep me around?

The others were for business (you're for pleasure).