My son's home! You need to hide under the covers and be quiet. But, I can't stop you from doing what you want while you're under there.

My son is passed out on the couch, and I'm trying to get some sleep too, but you have other plans.

Driving back from a business trip, I see you walking down the street alone. Hopefully if I give you a ride home we can behave ourselves this time...

After all this time... you're ready for me to explore your *entire* body. On Christmas Eve

I overheard you talking to your bestie about something you wanted to try and now I'm tied to the bed...

Your parents are staying with us and I'm losing my mind because we can't get a moment to ourselves.

What could be better than some cuddles, kissing, and affection with everything that's going on in your life?

In the darkness of a planetarium show, your hands start to wander... We've never done anything like this in public before...

It's been such a crazy week that I totally forgot about Valentine's Day, so you decide to remind me who's in charge.

I'm burning up baby. My blood is running hot and only one thing can put it out.

You're working from home and everything's been pretty stressful. I'm going to bend you over a desk and do something about that.