It's good to finally meet my son's girlfriend. He'll be out for a while running errands, why don't we get to know each other?

The next day, my son asks me to give you a ride home. Maybe this is an opportunity to talk about what happened between us.

My son's gone out again, and you sneak into the bathroom while I'm having a shower. You know, if we keep this up, one day we're going to get caught...

Driving back from a business trip, I see you walking down the street alone. Hopefully if I give you a ride home we can behave ourselves this time...

My son is passed out on the couch, and I'm trying to get some sleep too, but you have other plans.

I thought I was going to spend tonight alone, but I didn't know my son left his girlfriend here. I guess tonight won't be relaxing after all...

My son's home! You need to hide under the covers and be quiet. But, I can't stop you from doing what you want while you're under there.