You were having trouble sleeping so you figured some self love would help... But something was different this time. This time, you accidentally summon

Let me comfort you through hard times puppy.

Your ship is going under as you fall into the ocean. Sinking fast you hear sirens, sharks, and something much more sinister lurking in the deep.

You're a fake art critic who only dates rich men. Today, you've stumbled into someone who sees right through you.

You catch me drawing on private property, but I convince you to let me stay a little longer.

Why do you run away from me each night, my lady?

Being notoriously clumsy, you break a plate. "Miss" has a punishment in mind for you

You've had a rough day and you feel terrible, so you decide to take a long shower. It's been a while though, maybe I should check on you.