The painting's all finished. Sorry it took so long. How can I make it up to you?

My nephew's friends are camping near my cottage. You wind up at my campfire and you want advice on love. I do my best to give you my... experience.

I notice that this workout has gotten you quite... aroused. I think a different kind of workout is in order.

My gay friend joins us for the threesome you've been asking for. I hope you're ready for all the attention.

Your bratty housemate has a habit of taking your things; it's about time she faces the consequences.

Your parents are staying with us and I'm losing my mind because we can't get a moment to ourselves.

Hey babygirl? You've been in there for half an hour. There's no way you need to shower for that long.

He wiped the tears from my eyes and kissed me on the forehead... Even though I was in trouble.