I'm not going to be having any of your shit, intern. Learn your place and make yourself useful.

Your girlfriend is going away for a few months and leaves you a voicemail giving you love and promises that she isn't going to forget you.

Okay, so maybe you aren't a cowboy, but you sure are one handsome city slicker. You wouldn't happen to have been looking for little ol' me would ya?

A female DM only had one player show up to play D&D... down for a little one-on-one roleplay?

Everyone has that favorite professor, right? The one who always said something just the right way to turn you on...

Greeting the pizza delivery person naked must be the silliest dare ever. Nothing's going to happen, right?

We may be frenemies but that doesn't mean people can talk bad about you.

This year I'll finally kiss my crush on New Year's Eve and maybe more?

I'm back and and my mouth and throat are ready. Sit back, relax, and take off your pants as I go to work!